. . .
L1 “What attribute more than any other attribute describes lawyers and perforce judges.”
L2 “Mirthfulness? Tenderness? Pensiveness?”
L1 “Procrastinationness. Don’t do today what you can put off until tomorrow. That is why the Supremes wait until they are fleeing town to spew decisions.”
L2 “So they order pizza, chug energy drinks, and pull all-nighters to put out the product.”
L1 “Panty raids to relieve the stress are not unknown.”
L2 “I need that gig.”
. . .
L1 “What about mendaciousness? Judges are able to institutionalize dishonesty.”
. . .
[See the “e-ssay” titled TEDx: THEODORAx or DOROTHEAx or . . . DOROTHyx? (April 8, 2013) and the visual commentary at http://doonesbury.slate.com/strip/archive/2013/06/23.]
Bumper sticker of the week:
The Civil War rages on at the Supreme Court. Salvos are forthcoming.