Archive for November, 2018

Civil War II.  Coming To A Country And City Near You (November 26, 2018)

Posted in Blue States / Red States, Civil War, Class, Democrats, Gender, Race, Republicans on November 26, 2018 by e-commentary.org

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K          “What will be the trigger?”

J          “Finger or event?”

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K          “No other phrase and concern arose at Thanksgiving gigs as often in private conversations with close friends from across the political spectrum.”

J          “Immigration and the economy and global climate change are just the cover subjects.”

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K          “The only thing in the US uniting us is our disunity.”

J          “The only thing in the US uniting us without us even knowing it is our shared sense of disgust and outrage and horror.”

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K          “This past weekend featured the ‘civil war’ futbal games between the ‘University of [insert name of state]’ versus ‘[insert name of state] State’ in storied and unpredictable games. ”

J          “And in the Great American Legal Game, the gang of ‘Bush Judges’ and ‘Trumpi Judges’ are trouncing the team of ‘Clinton Judges’ and ‘O’Bama Judges’ resoundingly.”

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K          “We as a society are pursing infinite economic sprawl on a finite planet.  What few resources are available are being concentrated in the hands of individuals who are doing nothing but further concentrating resources in their hands.”  

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J          “The parking space at the shopping mall will be the figurative and literal triggering event.  We live on a planet with finite parking places.  Someone will cut off someone else who patiently waited for a parking place.  First they will exchange harsh words, then they will exchange hot lead.”

K          “Someone in a red F-150 sporting a MAGA bumper sticker will exchange lead greetings with someone in a blue Prius spouting an ACLU bumper sticker.”

J          “And then we are off to the races.”

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[See the e-commentary “The ‘I’ Gene; The ‘We’ Gene: Searching For The Genie In All Of Us (April 3, 2017)”.]

Bumper sticker of the week:

What happens when a blue Prius spouting a bumper sticker proposing to ‘Give peace a chance’ heading west to the country crashes into a red F-150 sporting a bumper sticker proclaiming ‘God bless our troops.  Especially our snipers’ heading east to the city?

Election 2018:  God Meddled (November 19, 2018)

Posted in Elections, Voting on November 19, 2018 by e-commentary.org

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K          “God meddled in the election.”

J          “That’s the word from on high.”

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K          “James Madison sent an unrelenting torrent of texts and tweets to God decreeing that only divine intervention would to save the Republic he worked so hard to sire and inspire.”

J          “Something happened on high.  If the people had not taken the House of Commons, the Republicans would have rapes and ravaged the Republic without check or balance.”

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J          “Despite all the political gerrymandering and the active voter suppression, the House of Representatives is beginning to look like one of those ads featuring a Noah’s Ark of humanity tableau.”

K          “Whatever floats our boat is fine with me.”

J          “Me too.  Just keep everything in check and everything in balance.”

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[A “Blue Wave” may be an exaggeration, yet there were some lapis lazuli lappings at the shore.]

[See the e-commentary at “Russian Interference; Russian Collusion (February 26, 2018)”.]

Bumper stickers of the week:

The Blue Splash

“It may be a reflection on human nature, that such devices should be necessary to control the abuses of government.  But what is government itself, but the greatest of all reflections on human nature?  If men were angels, no government would be necessary.  If angels were to govern men, neither external nor internal controls on government would be necessary.”  Federalist No. 51, generally attributed to Jimmy Madison of the Publius Brothers 

The United States Military Is A Communist Organization.  Thank God.  Oh, And Happy Armistice Day!  (November 12, 2018)

Posted in Military, War on November 12, 2018 by e-commentary.org

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K          “Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Communist Party?”

J          “According to the DD 214, from August 7, 1996 to March 16, 2004.  Proudly and with distinction.  And one is never an ‘ex’ Marine, one is always a ‘former’ Marine.”

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K          “They focus on the unit not the individual.”

J          “They work an extra half hour to complete the mission without spending an hour and a half completing paperwork seeking two hours of comp time.”

K          “They provide a single payer health care system collectively without bankrupting the individual while providing a basic human right.”

J          “They do not try to distinguish themselves with expensive threads.  Their uniforms are . . . uniform.”

K          “They do not try to distinguish themselves with elaborate bouffants.  They do sport crew cuts and everyone in the crew works together to make the cut.”

J          “They do distinguish themselves by distinguishing themselves.”

K          “They do get the job done.”

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K          “In theory, the military is subordinate to civilian control.”

J          “In practice, for my entire life, the civilian controllers have needlessly killed and maimed the courageous and patriotic kids in the American military in unnecessary and illegal wars of aggression calculated and designed to create chaos and instability throughout the world.”

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[The political events of the past week must stew and gestate and percolate for another week.]

[Savor the speech by Jim Lehrer at the dedication ceremony for the National Museum of the Marine Corps on November 10, 2006 and note his reference to the greatest Marine of all time, Smedley Butler.]

[See the e-commentary at “Vet’s Day; Slavery And Due Process (November 12, 2007)” and “Smedley And Ernest On Our Friend ‘War’; The ‘Racket’ Continues (September 7, 2015)”.]

Bumper stickers of the week:

Semper fi

Gung-ho 

Vote . . .  Oh, And Happy Election Day! (November 5, 2018)

Posted in Voting on November 5, 2018 by e-commentary.org

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And provide your neighbors with the courage to vote.

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[See the e-commentary on the consequences of large voter turnout in “Sweet Senate Alabama (December 18, 2017)”.]

Bumper sticker of the week:

My vote cancels your vote; unless you don’t vote