“D” Day: Donkey v. Elephant Fight; The “D” Division Of The War And Wall Street Party v. The “R” Division Of The War And Wall Street Party; Pitch Forks v. Burning Torches (November 4, 2024)

. . .

K          “We are on final approach.  Flaps down.  Landing gear down.”

J          “We are down to the wire.”

K          “Are we on course for a CFIT?”

. . .

K          “Some Democrats are saying that the Republicans will only win if they steal it.  Some Republicans are saying that the Democrats will only win if they steal it.”

J          “Unity, unity at last.  Everyone agrees that it is going to be a stolen election.”

. . . 

K          “Those in power are keen to keep the folks with the burning torches turning on the folks with the pitch forks.”

J          “Or to keep the folks with the pitch forks turning on the folks with the burning torches.  We turned on each other long ago.”

. . .

Bumper stickers of the week:

An elephant and a donkey fight in a puppet show and the crowd cheers for one or the other while thieves pick their pockets.  And when the people start to notice their wallets are missing, they’re told they can stop the pickpocketing by cheering louder for their favorite puppet.  Parable told by the End The Two Party System Movement.

Pat Paulsen 2024

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