Fallujah or Ferguson? (August 18, 2014)
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P “In today’s experiment, we are going to show you some pictures. Based on your deployments to Iraq and your awareness of recent developments in Ferguson, Missouri, we want you to identify the pictures as either Fallujah or Ferguson. Ready?”
S “Ready as ever. Hit it. Ferguson. Fallujah. Ferguson. Ferguson. Fallujah. Fallujah. . . . Fallujah. Ferguson. Fallujah. Fallujah. Fallujah, no Ferguson. Ferguson, no Fallujah. Fallujah. Ferguson. Fallujah. Fallujah. Fallujah. Ferguson. Ferguson. Fallujah. That’s enough for now.”
P “Fifty-five percent correct.”
S “No kidding. I had two tours in Iraq and once visited St. Louis. Is that good?”
P “We don’t know.”
S “It isn’t good, is it?”
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Bumper stickers of the week:
Hands Up, Don’t Shoot!
De-militarize the police; police the military