President Donaldo J. Trumpi Resigns. Oh, And Happy Holidays! (December 25, 2017)
Citing overwhelming and incontrovertible evidence that he is a serial sexual predator and was a child rapist throughout his post-adolescent life and is not fit to serve as the nation’s CEO, President Donaldo J. Trumpi, the 45th President of the United States of America, tweeted his resignation from office today.
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This article must be revised to reflect the following correction: President Trumpi did not announce his resignation today.
[See the “Doonesbury” artwork created by Garry Trudeau in many of yesterday’s newspapers.]
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