The Coming Depression Is Not Depressing (May 9, 2005)
America is on the precipice of a long, harsh and grinding Depression. Don’t get depressed. The experience will be uplifting. Americans have become fat, lazy and arrogant. The coming Depression will make all of us lean, hard working and humble, the true American family values. Those few Americans who have acquired three Burger Heaven franchises have become smug members of the petty bourgeoisie. They have conspired to eliminate the safety net that underpinned life in America. They will be the ones to fall the farthest and land the hardest without the internal fortitude to survive. All of us will be better for it.