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K “Eat dessert. First.”
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K “Ladies and gentlemen of the class of ’18 . . . Eat dessert. First. . . . If I could offer you only one tip for the future, eat dessert. First. would be it.”
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K “And wear sun screen and hearing protection and chainsaw safety chaps.”
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J “Go East, young person. Go to Rome, D.C. and get in on the looting before it is too late.”
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[See the e-commentary at “Graduation Advice: Wear Chainsaw Safety Chaps; Cut With Care (May 15, 2017)”, “Graduation Advice: Wear Hearing Protection; Listen Attentively (May 16, 2016)” and the advice to youth at “Go East, Young Person (August 25, 2014)”.]
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Wear sun screen and hearing protection and chainsaw safety chaps and eat dessert. First.