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Graduation Advice:  Wear Chainsaw Safety Chaps; Cut With Care (May 15, 2017)

Posted in Graduation Advice on May 15, 2017 by e-commentary.org

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K          “Wear chainsaw safety chaps.”

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K          “Ladies and gentlemen of the class of ’17 . . . wear chainsaw safety chaps . . . if I could offer you only one tip for the future, chainsaw safety chaps would be it. . . .  Wear chainsaw safety chaps . . . and cut and craft with great care.”

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K          “And wear sun screen and hearing protection.”

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J          “Go East, young person.  Go to Rome and get in on the looting before it is too late.”

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[Ponder the graduation commencement speech titled “This Is Water” by David Foster Wallace.]

[See the e-commentary at “Graduation Advice:  Wear Hearing Protection; Listen Attentively (May 16, 2016)” and the advice to youth at “Go East, Young Person (August 25, 2014)”.]

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Wear sun screen and hearing protection and chainsaw safety chaps